Put me out of my misery....

this miserable piece of junk has been tormenting me. It will not start....none of my tricks will work......I ran away to the beach hoping the weeds in my yard would disappear......I have beat it and cussed it soundly but still it only buzzes at me.....I can't afford a new rider.....I am too darn old to push this yard....pet goats?? might work.....I hope I feel better after I push this misery maker to the curb and say some last words over it .....



Put me out of my misery

I'd do it for you,

Would you do it for me?

We will always be busy, making misery



so long miserable mower .... hope you do not RIP